A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. -Robert Frost
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
They misunderestimated me - George Bushism
Behind Every Successful man is a surprised woman – Mayon Pearson
Women are never disarmed by compliments, men are, that’s the difference between the sexes - Oscar wilde
Why can’t women tell jokes? Because we marry them! – Kathy Lette
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men. Mae West
A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough to cover the essentials. Ronald Knox
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. Mark Twain
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. Zsa Zsa Gabor
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. Mark Twain
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much. Oscar Wilde
Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies. Oliver Goldsmith
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans. Woody Allen
It's better to be looked over than overlooked. Mae West
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men. Mae West
Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes. Oscar Wilde
Getting caught is the mother of invention. Robert Byrne
This isn't right. This isn't even wrong. Wolfgang Pauli
"Missing someone gets easier everyday because even though you are one day further from the last time you saw them, you are one day closer to the next time you will."
"Distance is not for the fearful, it is for the bold. It's for those who are willing to spend a lot of time alone in exchange for a little time with the one they love. It's for those knowing a good thing when they see it, even if they don't see it nearly enough..."
"If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together. There is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we're apart... I'll always be with you."
"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart." - Helen Keller
"Distance means so little when someone means so much."
"Guys are like stars... There are a million of them... but only ONE can make your dreams come true
"Missing someone gets easier everyday because even though you are one day further from the last time you saw them, you are one day closer to the next time you will."
"Distance is not for the fearful, it is for the bold. It's for those who are willing to spend a lot of time alone in exchange for a little time with the one they love. It's for those knowing a good thing when they see it, even if they don't see it nearly enough..."
"If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together. There is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we're apart... I'll always be with you."
"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart." - Helen Keller
"Distance means so little when someone means so much."
"Guys are like stars... There are a million of them... but only ONE can make your dreams come true
Me and You Are Friends... You fight, I fight... You hurt, I hurt... You cry, I cry... You jump off a bridge... I'm gonna miss your dumb ass!